Wickham, abducting my little sister like that! Running away with her, it is unbelieveable! The man is absolutely despicable, I cannot forgive him! I must explain: I received a letter from Jane telling me that my dear sister, Lydia, had ran away with Wickham while on vacation in Meryton, or wherever, and--God, she's getting MARRIED! Mr. Darcy truly opened my eyes to him, but it took it along while to fully register...but now it's finally sunken in and I also wonder how Lydia could be so STUPID as to run off with this man! I mean...well, I suppose he DOES have a good outward personality-a great one, actualy-which is why now he is so terrible. Now I know what he has done, and I know he's just using us for oney. All of us. Not only that, but this will mjake our family look absolutely TERRIBLE. Mother is absolutely furious, everyone is worried...goodness, this is a terrible turn of events...Lydia can be so empty-headed sometimes, I often wonder if our family would be better off without her! I regret that...but only slightly. End of L--I mean...good bye, readers, sorry if I am beginning to plague you with an incredibly confused mind.
-Elizabeth Bennet
P.S.: In other news; I'm eating some delightful cheesecake. And happy April Fool's Day. None of this is a joke.
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